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Ukraine Leads the Way

Ukraine leads the way in forging a real democracy, giving the people what they really want and need. For all the known reasons Ukraine is called a banana republic without bananas. Granted, it is the sorry land run by corrupt and criminal oligarchs placed at the trough containing the remains of Ukraine riches by global […]

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Free Bacon Hate Crime

[Ed. Note: This hate crime peddler must be punished to the fullest extent of the hate crime laws. Perhaps the law needs to be further amplified to specifically include the offense of free bacon hate crime. This Harlem restaurant owner pretended to promote his double bacon cheeseburgers in the street, in the proximity of a synagogue, in […]

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Obama’s Immortality

[Ed. Note: Barak Obama is assured of immortality now. Let’s hope he appreciates the gift of immortality in this unusual shape.] Baracktrema obamai: Parasitic flatworm laying eggs in turtle lungs named after US president A new species of parasitic flatworm infecting turtles in Malaysia was named after outgoing US President Barack Obama. The scientist who discovered […]

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Can’t Take the Moon Away from Us

Say what you will about American history, mock, debunk, deny, revise and rewrite any part of it but don’t touch the glory of the landing on the moon. Can’t take the Moon away from us! Nevertheless, the Russians are trying to do just that: “Russia suggests America has NEVER landed on the moon and calls […]

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“Too Many Anthems”

Gilad Atzmon posted the video below showing a group of German singers/rappers singing the Israeli anthem and then abjectly “testifying” that they reject and are ashamed of their parents and grandparents for their Nationalist Socialism. One by one they declare their love for Israel. It is indeed “beyond sick.” He wryly muses that he would […]

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Fascist Felines

There are two kinds of analysts of current world events: those who “connect the dots” of known events or observed trends, and those who identify trends in advance, before they have even sprouted dots to connect. I strive to be among the latter. Feline fascism is such an emerging trend. There has been an unusually […]

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The Holocaust under Attack

BREAKING NEWS AriadNews, Aug.7, 2016 — . A report obtained by us from a highly confidential source in Jerusalem informs that Prime Minister Netanyahu has been admitted for observation in the exclusive clinic for neurologic disorders מהומה (popularly known in Israel as Meshugenot). The ambulance arrived during a press conference he had called unexpectedly in which his […]

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Madeleine at Home

“Twas brillig…” Madeleine scratched her head and another chunk of fluffy, thin hair loosed itself from her scalp. Another bald patch to cover! That Hairprin lotion was worthless: it only seemed to stimulate her follicles to produce sparse growth of something like lint, which came off on her pillow during the night. It increased her irritation with […]

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Suggestions for Trump’s Acceptance Speech

I regret the delay—due to personal reasons – in bringing these suggestions to Donald Trump’s attention earlier. Only a few short days remain before his official acceptance of the Republican party’s nomination as their candidate for the presidency of the US. His acceptance speech will be of capital importance, as it will outline his program […]

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The War against Thought Crime

[Ed. Note: I am not a legal scholar but even I can tell that Canada’s (and much of Europe’s) laws against hate crimes are in dire need of streamlining. The number of crimes identified as “hate crimes” keeps growing by leaps and bounds due to the proliferation of conspiracy theories popping up in the alternative […]

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Bathrooms — A Hot Political Issue

Bathrooms are all of a sudden a hot political issue, specifically public bathrooms, due to pressure from the Jewish lobby and its satellites (LGBT, “progressive” activists, etc) to “accommodate” transgenders by providing them with separate bathrooms. Obama argues that “transgender children” (they must be in the millions) are currently bullied and need protection. How will their […]

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Biden to Replace Poroshenko

Breaking News: AP (Ariadna Press): May 31, 2016. “Biden to Replace Poroshenko” screamed the headlines in the Ukrainian press before CNN, Fox News, MSNBC or BBC could catch up. The White House released a brief statement announcing that at the urgent request of Ukraine, and upon consultation with President Obama, VP Biden has accepted the […]

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Exhibitionists, A Persecuted Minority

A recent media report about a mob (mostly women)  viciously attacking a male exhibitionist on a bus in Turkey made me realize that exhibitionists (also called flashers) are still a persecuted minority, not only in backward Muslim countries but in the Western world as well. The homosexuals and lesbians have been liberated from oppression in civilized […]

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“Blight Unto Nations” –What’s in a Letter?

“Blight Unto Nations” –What’s in a Letter? An explosive controversy has erupted with the publication in a journal of linguistics (1) of “Blight unto Nations,” an article by Prof. Daniel Herschenboim, which has already been retracted by the journal. The article claims that the accurate translation of the well-known and much used phrase “Light unto […]

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“US Lags Behind Romania!” Says Bernie

Bernie Sanders is indignant that US lags behind Romania in internet speed: Bernie Sanders ✔‎@BernieSanders Today, people living in Bucharest, Romania have access to much faster Internet than most of the US. That’s unacceptable and must change. 9:22 PM – 2 Mar 2016 2,379 2,379 Retweets 4,863 4,863 likes Many Romanians rejected what they viewed […]

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Sanders Can Take on Putin

[Ariadna: As if Putin does not have enough problems as it is, now he has to face the terrifying prospect of Bernie Sanders possibly becoming the next POTUS. Don’t let his initials fool you, BS would be a formidable adversary to Putin. As qualifications for foreign policy knowledge and experience, BS cited his years as […]

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Swastika on the Moon

AriadNews, 12/26/2015:     Millions of people, most of them in the Northern hemisphere, looked in awe upon the full moon on Christmas morning. Fewer knew that it was the first time since 1977 that the Moon allowed us to glimpse its rarely seen “dark side,” the hidden face of the Moon that we don’t normally […]

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How to Avoid Incitement to Hate Accusations

The trial of Arthur Topman has a lot of people worried, as well they should be. The laws in force in all European countries, including Rumsfeld’s “new Europe,” against “discrimination and incitement to hate” curtail the freedom of expression and stifle historical research. Prison terms have been imposed for years now in France on those […]

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Russian Air Force Meets Its Match

[Ed: The days when the Russian pilots lorded it over the Syrian skies are over. The Russian air force has met its match and its name is Turkish Air Force, nicknamed “Ilderim” (Lightning Strike). It all happened over the weekend. Brazen enough to not only ignore the American warning against Russia’s harming our moderate ISIS […]

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Israel Threatened with Annihilation Again

No other people, no single individual human being (except maybe for Rasputin) has survived so many murderous attempts at extermination as the Jews and Israel have. Due to the Western mainstream media’s diligence and accuracy in providing facts and only facts, the general public is well aware by now of all these criminal actions, in […]

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