Support the Legitimate, Peacefully Created and Beautiful State for Jews
by Ariadna Theokopoulos
This is not a satire. I mean every word of it literally.
The State for Jews is beautiful not only because it is picturesque but most importantly because it is beautiful morally:
* It was created by the stroke of the pen by a visionary man, without shedding any blood, without displacing native population.
* It is self-sufficient, not a parasite state
* It is peaceful, having never waged war on its neighbors, nor having any plans to do so any time soon.
* It is a true haven of security for jews.
Yet the only thing it lacks is Jews. The relatively few jews who live there keep calling on their co-religionaries all over the world to join them but their call falls on deaf ears. The only explanation is that most jews must be unaware of it. A worldwide campaign to popularize the State for Jews is necessary.
I am speaking, of course, of Birobidjan. The visionary who created the first state for jews 81 years ago was Stalin, although the wikipedia entry for Birobidjan, ungratefully, does not even mention him.
Easily accessible by the Trans-siberian railway, the state for jews is located close to China and is defined by the two rivers that gave it its name: Bira and Bidzhan (transmogrified by talmudist falsifiers into the Nile and the Euphrates). It has a continental climate, which the Ashkenazim are used to, unlike the dry and hot climate of Palestine. All to the good.
Birobidjan was planned by a Swiss jew in the late 20s with nice, wide avenues and fountains. The official language, appropriately is Yiddish, the language of Ashkenazi jews. It even has a coat of arms:
Everything in Birobidjan is real, unlike just about everything in that false ‘state for jews’ called “Israel” where even the Wailing Wall is a fraud– the remnant of a Roman wall declared part of the Temple by a rabbi in the 16th century.
As Rehmat notes, even Einstein supported Birobidjan, but zionists prevailed and jews flocked instead to Palestine to destroy another nation’s land and culture, massacre the local population and send millions into exile.
Just think: Palestinians could come home, “Israel” could be denuclearized, no more wars with the neighbors, no more threats of a nuclear war upon Iran. No more parasitic living on the backs of the American taxpayers. Peace and dignity. If only jews understood that they have a country of their own, safe, where they can learn to be self-sustaining. Statues of Stalin in every square would not be out of order.
Support the State for Jews, the real state for jews! Campaign to help the Israeli jews (and all others who so wish) to go home!
This year’s Festival of Lights features yet another Menorah that will send light to a height of 210 meters, visible from any part of town and even kilometers beyond the city limits. This innovative structure has already been set up on one of the city’s highest points. Attached to it is a tall TV-radio antenna, to which a projector has been affixed. Facing due east to symbolize the fire of the Chanukah candles, this pioneering Menorah resembles a light house for Russia’s Far East region. Designed by Iosif Brener, a member of the local community, this structure features nine 500 watt lamps.”
L’chaim! Next year in Birobidjan!